the guru scene

I came upon a kitty sunning on the driveway.

— Hola kitty
— yawn stretch
— Kitty, do you have a minute
— Yeah sure
— Good morning
— Um. Good morning. Did you need something? Can we just get to the point?
— It’s awfully cold in my apartment.
— Eastern exposure. You need sun in the morning. Find a place with eastern exposure. You’re welcome.
— Oh, wow. That was fast.
— Meow.
— You speak in riddles.
— No I don’t. Just look at me. Do as I do. You need a patch of sun to squirm in, and little else.
— Am I in the right city?
— Yes. But you should have taken unit #3. Eastern exposure. But it’s ok. You didn’t sign a lease. You’re week to week. Just get a place with morning sun.